How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it's like iHOP with fire
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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