So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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