i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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