The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
