you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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