Do vagina's smell?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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