69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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