so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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