GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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