Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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