Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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