i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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