is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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