Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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