i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
