return my video game
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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