his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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