Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
pray to the hookup gods
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
