so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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