I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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