I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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