What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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