Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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