i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He did a backflip because drugs
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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