What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
My breath smells like gin and sadness
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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