Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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