apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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