how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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