playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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