What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
