sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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