I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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