he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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