What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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