he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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