they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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