i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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