okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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