you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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