i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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