Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize