Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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