What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize
