turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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