i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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