On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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