we have officially lost it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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