I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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