Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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