It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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