i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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