How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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