my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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