guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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