I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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