Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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