It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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